i've come to make an announcement: shadow the hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife- that's right. he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "thiiis biiig," and i said "that's disgusting," so i'm making a callout post on my twitter.com: shadow the hedgehog, you've got a small dick. it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my dong looks like.
[hmpshhhhhhhhhhh] that's right, baby. all points, no quills, no pillows. look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife, so guess what, i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! except i'm not gonna piss on the earth, i'm gonna go higher - I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! how do you like that, obama??!! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!
you have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before i piss on you too 😡
