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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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don't follow if we don't know each other (ideally irl) and/or you’re a minor

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if you're here by mistake, my main is
@xyla and my semi-private is @xylazine
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Warsaw, New York
pronouns she/her
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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bember 🌞
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borgor,
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you also wouldn't ham a burger
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yuo wouldn't note a ham
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viennya
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microsoft goin like "yo, we need to fire you. leave now or remind tomorrow at 3am?"
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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this just sends uou straoght yo vienna, australia
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@sammy americans would be very mad at this post if they could read
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press g to unleash the mastodon
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bad post, your second tower will be hit next
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@sammy ohhh the beese
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bad post, you will now receive a letter with anthrax
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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send bees to user
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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wrenchify post
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@spacekatia aww!! noted!
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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re: drugs, wtf @tea oh yeah, i have
as well as the white twenties (most fedi girls)
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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drugs, wtf boys need more amphetamine than girls. here's your proof:
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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plpol, depol @rail WE DON'T WANT YOUR GAS 😡😡

o-okay,, maybe a little,, 😭
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xyla @alyx@fishpost.trade
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hashbrown fediblock